M’Lord, it is imperative you understand that all is not well within your lands
A foul plague lurks beneath the waters of the lake, taking the shape of a beautiful woman
I have seen her with my two froggy eyes, I assure you this cannot be ignored any longer
or surely you will lose all that you’ve ever cared for in this world

What say you, Lord Bearington?



I’ma say fuck that shit
I’ma ignore that ish
Go head and pass me the hit
Now I’m go mow dis fish

I don’t got time for this
I won’t allow for it
Billus my brother I love you but
you better calm down right quick

I’ma say fuck that shit
I’ma ignore that ish
Go head and pass me the hit
Now I’m go mow dis fish

I don’t got time for this
I won’t allow for it
Billus my brother I love you but
you better mind your own bizz

I’ll tell you right now that nothin is gonna be causing a row
Nothing is gonna be forcing me to turn my wide smile up into a frown
Listen up my wise froggy friend, you should be acting more proud
Not only are are you best friends with a bear, I even gave you your own crown

Look at us, we can handle a fuss
But no one so stupid to be fuckin with us
Even if you think the whole lake is sus
Look at me bro, it’s me you can trust

So I’ma ignore that shit
It’s not something I’m with
I’m sorry that i won’t listen
but i know theres nothin I’m missin

I’ma say fuck that shit
I’ma ignore that ish
Go head and pass me the hit
Now I’m go mow dis fish

I don’t got time for this
I won’t allow for it
Billus my brother I love you but
you better mind your own bizz




The long winter has clearly muddled your judgement milord
But I implore you reconsider the situation
I cannot express the importance of this matter more clearly
My trust for you can only extend so far


I swear I told you once before
I don’t care how much you implore
I’ve made this place all on my own
Surprised my back has not been thrown
This land was meant to bring me peace
but now I’m falling on my knees
begging to rest under a tree
So please my friend just let me be

I dont intend to call you a bore
please lets just hang out on the shore
Lets just talk about something else
I cannot bring this upon my self
This land was meant to bring me peace
but now I’m begging on my knees
this trouble has me grinding teeth
so please my friend just let it be